i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Randomize
