Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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