Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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