No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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