Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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