New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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