My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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