so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
