Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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