I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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