I hate your face
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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