god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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