What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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