I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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