Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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