She's JV to your varsity
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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