I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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