hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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