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so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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