It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize
