What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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