Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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