Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We don't watch enough power rangers
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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