white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Buhtt sex?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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