we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Panties = found
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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