He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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