...so i touched it.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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