Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
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Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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