And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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