Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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