i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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