I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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