So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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