My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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