the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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