I wannas sexs uuuuu
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Are we in a gay sports bar?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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