he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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