All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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