Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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