Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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