What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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