help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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