Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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