dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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