i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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