had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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