I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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