My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
i think my cat just said my name.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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