don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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