Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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