Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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