guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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