These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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