But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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