I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.