So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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