Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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