I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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